thydungeonguy:

thydungeonguy:

The English word “dove” rhymes with

move

prove

Somehow this poll has upset more people than the chips/crisps/fries poll

were–ralph:

solitarelee:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.

“Touch my butt and buy me chicken nuggets”; 40k notes

What happened when did we stray so far from the light of god

razzmatazzzzzzzzzz:

4ek4:

IM SCREAMIKNDFISDNFJSDBF

schmoinkle:

melonyswife:

my name is pingas parker. i was bitten by a radioactive Dinner and i became YouTube Poop Spider-Man

ALT

I was honestly never comfortable with newer Tumblr staff being in on the hellsite joke stuff to begin with. 

They got too comfortable. 

Now they want to be Twitter, a site that is demonstratively having huge operational issues. 

sl-an:

This was my barbenheimer

heritageposts:

heritageposts:

heritageposts:

we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don’t even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i’m opening fire

*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled

tumblr’s current business model isn’t profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don’t let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you’re throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website

“but tumblr needs to make money!!!”

if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they’re not even doing that. every change they’ve made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks

arcadeology:

usukiless behavior

holostarz:

thespongemagic:

deluxetrashqueen:

lacefuneral:

only-tiktoks:

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

kids really said “i can fix him”

@galactic-ghosting​

Of course they messed up a perfectly okay quest by putting a slide puzzle in it.